I’m hosting a club meeting at my house tomorrow night, but I’m not sure anyone will dare eat anything. You'll soon see why.
Come into my parlor, dearie.
Oh! Thanks for noticing my new shoes. I’m kind of a shoe girl. Are you?
Come on over here, and let me read the Tarot cards, and I’ll tell your fortune.
Um, that’s not looking very good. I’ll check my crystal ball.
Things aren’t getting any better. Why don’t you join me for a ride on my broom?
Oh, okay, you want to see my driver’s license first.
Surely this will suffice. You see me right there on the end? I was third in the class.
Well, if you won’t go on a broom ride, maybe we can play a game of Carve. What silly questions you ask! Carve is nothing like that silly game of Bingo. I’ll explain as we go along.
Well, okay, if you won’t play carve, just go ahead and help yourself to some of my brew.
No, no, don’t worry about that arm. He just wants his skull to boil with him.
Now that is very rude. You don’t tell the hostess that you don’t like the looks of the ingredients in her brew! You could use a few etiquette lessons.
Have a taste of my Lizard Ball. Oh No! Someone has eaten all of it. Where is that pesky butler. BORIS! BORIS! Come refill the Lizard Ball plate.
Well, gizzards! I just can’t get good help any more. BORIS! You have let the snake patty plate get empty too. Where is that man?
Oh don’t worry your little self about that sign. It’s only a joke. He-he-he-he!
It’s about time, Boris! And what do you have in your bowl? Suckers! And they are dum-dums at that! Boris, our guests will think that they would have to be suckers and dumb to eat out of your bowl!
Wait just a minute! Did I hear you say that you don’t like my décor?
Let me tell you something, little missy. Décor is a matter of taste, and you obviously have no taste! You’ve stretched the limits of my hospitality. Get out of my parlor now, or I’ll turn you into a toad! Cackle, cackle, cackle.
Thank you for visiting my witch parlor. (I hope you didn’t partake of the food!). Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
I’m linking this post to Centerpiece Wednesday at The Style Sisters and Tablescape Thursday at Between Naps on the Porch.